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    miniaturka strony http://www.burnmaker.com   » Site title: The BurnMaker
    » Site description: Transforms personal email and correspondence into foul-mouthed, anger-filled rants.

    miniaturka strony http://rubberducky.org/cgi-bin/chomsky.pl   » Site title: The Chomskybot
    » Site description: Generates random paragraphs that hover at the edge of understandability, in the style of renowned linguist Noam Chomsky.

    miniaturka strony http://degraeve.com/translator.shtml   » Site title: Crapola Web Translator
    » Site description: Translates web pages to a variety of dialects.

    miniaturka strony http://crazy.sytes.org/   » Site title: Crazy Sytes
    » Site description: View the web in the style of words cut out from newspaper headlines. Enter any URL.

    miniaturka strony http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/article-linking.html   » Site title: The Daily Exclaimer
    » Site description: Visitors can create a fictitious news article about a person of their choice.

    miniaturka strony http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/   » Site title: The Dialectizer
    » Site description: Browse the web or read text in any of several comic English dialects. Pick from Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, and Pig Latin.

    miniaturka strony http://www.writtenhumor.com/ebonics.html   » Site title: Ebonics Translator
    » Site description: Translates normal text into ebonics.

    miniaturka strony http://www.elibs.com/e/funkatize   » Site title: Funkatizer
    » Site description: Choose from Valley Girl, Swedish Chef, Germanish and many more funkatized translations.

    miniaturka strony http://www.ibiblio.org/dbarberi/lame/   » Site title: Lamerizer
    » Site description: Lamerize your name by having it changed from letters to lamerized letters, numbers, and symbols.

    miniaturka strony http://mirror.sytes.org/   » Site title: Mirror Sytes
    » Site description: View the web in reverse through this internet mirror.

    miniaturka strony http://www.netdisaster.com/   » Site title: Netdisaster
    » Site description: Loads any web page and unleashes user-selected disasters on it, including Martian invasion, floods, dinosaurs, and tomatoes.

    miniaturka strony http://www.potatoland.org/shredder/   » Site title: Shredder
    » Site description: Mangles webpages into something new.

    miniaturka strony http://www.psyclops.com/translator/   » Site title: The Universal Translator
    » Site description: Translates the web to skinhead, pimp, smurf, Aussie, cockney and redneck.

    miniaturka strony http://www.80s.com/Entertainment/ValleyURL/   » Site title: Valley URL
    » Site description: Offers website translation into Valley Girl.

    miniaturka strony http://www.jwz.org/webcollage/   » Site title: WebCollage
    » Site description: A collage of random images found on the Web.

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Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to hear the worlds''s worst Polish Joke?"

#2 says "Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door-real mean motherfuckers-??? They''re Polish. And those two bouncers by the bar? They''re Polish too! The Bartender?? Polish!! And one more thing pal, I''m Polish too!!! Now..... still want to tell that joke?"

"Hell no!", replies #1, "I don''t want to have to explain it 6 times!"

Humor of the day

December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny