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» Site title: Črnko
» Site description: Family-operated producer of a range of wines in Jarenina. Includes product descriptions, vineyard information, and an award list.
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» Site title: Vinakoper
» Site description: Wine-making company in Slovenia; description of their wines.
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» Site title: Wines of Slovenia
» Site description: Describes the regions where Slovenian wine is made, how it is made, and how it is classified. Includes a long list of Slovenian wineries.
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Once there was a preacher''s wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special was. He said it was the "damn ham."
She immediatly started yelling at the top of her lungs.
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT I''M THE PREACHER''S WIFE!"
The butcher was totally taken back by this while he wimpered, "Oh, no ma''am it''s called the ''damn ham.''" She bought one of the hams.
Later that day when the preacher got home he smelled the ham cooking and asked his wife what it was. She replied that it was the "damn ham." He also immediatly started yelling at the top of his lungs.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I''M THE PREACHER!"
She was also taken back by this and wimpered that it was the "damn ham."
At dinner that night they were eating dinner with their kids and they, too, asked what this delicoius meal was. Their father (the preacher) said that it was the "damn ham."
Their son was quite happy with this. In fact he said, "That''s the spirit, Dad, now pass the fucking potatoes."
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny