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121.
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.
122.
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One''s a bunch a cunning runts ...
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Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don''t let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
124.
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
125.
Q: What''s the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
126.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!
127.
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
A: One''s a busy ditch.
128.
Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A toilet won''t follow you around after you use it.
129.
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock''ll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock''ll-doooo."
130.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won''t follow you around for a week.
131.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common ?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
132.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
133.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
134.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They''re both empty from the neck up.
135.
Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
136.
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
137.
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common ?
A: Put either of ''em in a car and their fucked.
138.
Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
139.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
140.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Don''t tell her to swallow.
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny