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» Site title: Birding the Neotropics
» Site description: Don Roberson's very detailed site, including 10 personal favorite species.
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» Site title: Fat Birder - South America
» Site description: Information about birding in each country of the continent and links to birding resources.
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» Site title: Neobird
» Site description: Archives and subscription management of the e-mail group for bird observations in the neotropics.
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» Site title: Neotropical Bird Club
» Site description: UK-based club for birds and birding in South America, Central America, and the Caribbean. Cotinga journal tables of contents and some feature articles, bulletin board, conservation awards, sales, news, and photos.
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» Site title: South American Country Comparisons
» Site description: A summary of families, species, endemics and specialties for 13 South American nations, plus the Falkland Islands.
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» Site title: Where to Watch Birds
» Site description: Small list of links to birding places throughout South America.
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» Site title: Xeno Canto
» Site description: A collection of bird songs from South and Central America. Includes a database of recordings, a forum, links, and FAQs.
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George Carlin''s Reflections on Life:
1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I''m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I''m in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I''m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
6. I''ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog''s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but going faster is a maniac?
9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She''s 97 now and we have no idea where she is!
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you''ve got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn''t your biggest problem.
13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it''s because they''re such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don''t you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn''t know there were any witnesses. Now I''ll have to kill you too!"
15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny