Top Sites List , Recreation , Aviation , Skydiving , Magazines_and_E-zines | ODP | 07.01.2009
| » Site title: Blinc Magazine » Site description: Magazine devoted to base jumping, cliff jumping and jumping from various platforms. |
| » Site title: Skyxtreme » Site description: A skydive online magazine in English and German offering team information, news, and community. |
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This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor. After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I''m not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we''ve found a cure for them: you''ll have to be castrated."
The man, needless to say, was taken aback, and told his doctor that he believed he would try to bear the pain. But as time went on, the headaches only got worse, and finally, the poor fellow was driven back to the doctor.
"All right, I guess I''ll have the operation," he said.
When it was all over, the man was understandably depressed, and his physician told him, "I recommend you begin life anew. Start over from this point."
So the man decided to take the advice and went to a men''s shop for a new set of clothes. The proprietor said, "Starting with the suit, looks like you take about a 38-regular."
"That''s right," exclaimed the man, "How''d you know?"
"Well, when you''ve been in the business as long as I have, you get pretty good at sizing a man up," replied the salesman. "Now, for a shirt, looks like about a 15 long."
"Right again," the man said.
The proprietor suggested, "And for undershorts, I''d say a size 36."
"There''s your first mistake," the man said, "I''ve worn 34''s for years."
"No, you''re a size 36 if I''ve ever seen one," said the owner.
The man replied, "I ought to know what size undershorts I wear, and I''ll take 34."
The owner replied, "Well all right, if you insist, but they''re going to pinch your balls and give you headaches!!"
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
Two days before Christmas, Johnny''s dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning.
Then, when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfuckin'' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red-assed fuckin'' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face.
His dad smiled and asked...
"So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin'' dog but I can''t find the son of a bitch."