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Attempt to take the order-takers order.
("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
Order confusing items, i.e.,
"Hi, I''ll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please".
When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they''ll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
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Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
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Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
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Q: How do you check a blonde''s IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
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Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
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Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don''t have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ?
A1: So they don''t shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don''t moo.
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Q: Why aren''t BLONDES good cattle herders?
A: Because the can''t even keep two calves together!
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Q: Why don''t blonds breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.
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Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
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Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
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Q: What''s a blonds'' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
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Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde''s eyes?
A: The back of her head.
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Q: Why do blondes drive VW''s
A: Because they can''t spell PORSCHE!!
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Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !
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Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
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Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.