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» Site title: Cat Channel [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Includes information about breeds, behaviour, cat health, cat nutrition, caring for your cat, a shop and a photo gallery.
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» Site title: The Cat Fanciers' Association [ Kids/Teens ] - Includes breed profiles, information about cat shows, information about careers and games and quizzes.
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» Site title: The Cat Mummy's Page [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Facts and trivial information about cats. Features include images, cat facts, stories, quotes, and links.
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» Site title: Cats [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Includes a discussion of the origin of the cat going back to prehistoric times, profiles and trivia of selected cat breeds, and facts, stories, and photos.
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» Site title: Cats International [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Contains articles about training, behaviour, choosing a cat, feline care and cat toys/fun.
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» Site title: CatsInfo [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Features breed profiles, cat care, photos, quotes, facts and a shop.
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» Site title: Feline Advisory Bureau [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Includes information about cat health and illnesses, boarding catteries and books.
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» Site title: Hartz.com: Cats [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Includes articles related to feeding, grooming, first aid, and health. Also offers message boards and expert advice.
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» Site title: Kitties for Kiddies [ Kids ] - Information and tips on how to take care of a cat.
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» Site title: Kitty Care for Kids [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Presented by Cinderpelt, a pregnant cat. Features include advice about feeding cats and kittens, information about play time and nap time, cat recipes and advice about nursery and play areas.
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» Site title: Lil' Lenny's House of Info [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Includes cat facts, information about breeds and the history of the cat.
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» Site title: The New Kitten [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Tips related to feeding, grooming, discipline, and health care.
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» Site title: Picturesofcats.ca [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Features photos, computer wallpaper pictures, information on obesity, information on feeding and advice on handling kittens.
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» Site title: So You Wanna Have a Well-behaved Cat [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Articles detailing how to improve your cat's behavior, including correcting litter box accidents, cat-proofing your home and preventing chewing and clawing.
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» Site title: Your Pet Kitten [ Kids/Teens ] - A simple guide to feeding, bathing, toilet training, and providing medical care for kittens.
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Randomize humor
1. Don''t call, ever.
2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, like "Spike."
3. Play with yourself. Talk about it.
4. You are a man. Remember, no matter what, it isn''t your fault.
5. Lie.
6. Never ask for help. Even if you really need it, don''t ask. People will think you have no penis.
7. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.
8. If, God forbid, you have to talk to a girl on the phone, use only monosyllabic words and noises. Bodily noises are permissible.
9. Lie.
10. Everyone finds a man more attractive if he can write his name in urine.
11. Say things like "Wha. . . ?"
12. Deny everything. Everything.
13. Don''t have a clue.
14. If you don''t get sex whenever you want, your balls will shrivel. Enforce this rule at all times.
15. Tell this to your girl before you have sex, "Don''t worry. If you don''t have an orgasm, you won''t get pregnant."
16. Life is one big competition. If someone is better than you at anything, either pretend it''s not true or kick some ass.
17. Lie.
18. Do NOT make decisions about relationships. If you are backed into a corner and must make a decision, stall. If you still must come up with an answer, leave yourself a loophole for escape. For example: Question: "Honey, will you take me out for a romantic dinner?"
Answer: "Yes, if you can guess how many sperm I produce daily."
19. At any given opportunity, point out how things look like genitalia.
20. Play with your food only if you are in a public place with people you don''t know.
21. Play with your penis only if you are in a public place with people you don''t know.
22. You are NOT a virgin, ever. Males are born without virginity.
23. Females do not care what you do to them as long as they get to please you.
24. Basic fundamental rule of dating: Quantity, not quality.
25. Basic fundamental rule of sex: Quantity IS quality.
26. Lie.
27. Crying is not manly. Then again, if you are a man, what do you have to cry about anyway?
28. Women are your napkins. Use them and then throw them away.
29. Remember, every virgin girl is saving herself for YOU.
30. If your women makes you go shopping with her, drive around until a parking spot right near the door opens up. If this takes hours, so be it. You will have the coveted "Door Spot" and other will worship you.
31. If you''re on a date and there is a lull in the conversation, tell the girl how many dorms you have been laid in.
32. When you tell a girl about your past, it''s good to say, "God, I was such a pimp back then."
33. Here''s a good trick. Tell a girl that you''re going to leave and when you come back you want her naked and sprawled out on the bed. Leave and go into her dad''s room and tell him he should go check on his daughter. Then drive like hell.
34. The best sex position is you, lying face up. . . and twenty girls on top.
35. Practice your blank stare.
36. If you''re ever forced to show emotion, just pick a random emotion, like rage, lust and insanity, and display them at random, inconvenient times. You won''t be asked to do it again.
37. If you are asked to do something you REALLY don''t want to do, first try your manly best to get out of it. If that doesn''t work, go ahead and do what you were asked to do, but complain that you don''t know howto do it and continuously ask questions on how to do each little part. If no one rushes in to do it for you yet, finish the job in the most half-assed way you possibly can and then say "See???? I told you I couldn''t do it." Eventually people will stop asking you to do things.
38. Do not listen to "pussy music" like Color Me Badd or the oldies.
39. Scratch your balls. See if you can embarrass people.
40. Lie.
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny