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Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these...
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like, "Pick Me!! Pick Me!!"
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to "Mission Impossible".
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO, NO! It''s those voices again!"
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
Look right into the security cameras, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won''t you people just leave me alone?"
Set up a tent in the Camping Department; tell others you''ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bed and Bath aisle.
Re-dress mannequins as you see fit.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we''ve got a Code 3 in housewares."
Make a trail of orange juice on the ground leading to the restrooms.
Try bras on over your clothes. (works very well if you''re a man)
Run up to an employee, (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell at him, "I need tampons!"
Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking.
Humor of the day
Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.