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- CIA World Factbook: Netherlands [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Features a map and brief descriptions of geography, economy, government, and people.
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» Site title: Dutch Letterbox Site [ Kids/Teens ] - Learn about this activity that combines orienteering and treasure hunting and get details on letterboxing in the Netherlands in Dutch or English.
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» Site title: Hartog, Dirk [ Kids/Teens ] - Read about this Dutch explorer who visited the Australian coastline in 1616.
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» Site title: Keukenhof [ Kids/Teens ] - Visit this great garden in Holland that features world famous tulip displays.
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» Site title: Madurodam - Holland in Miniature [ Kids/Teens ] - Take a virtual tour of this miniature city, learn about visiting in person, or take the children's quiz to test your knowledge. Also in Dutch.
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» Site title: Natuurhistorisch Museum Maastricht [ Kids/Teens ] - Visit this museum in Maastricht, Netherlands that has extensive collections on the geology, palaeontology, flora, and fauna of southern Limburg and the area around it. Also available in Dutch. Requires Flash.
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» Site title: Van Gogh Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Offers a timeline of the artist's life and samples of his work. Located in Amsterdam, Netherlands and written in English and Dutch.
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Randomize humor
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole she sends the ball smashing through the window of a nearby house.
The couple goes to the house to investigate the damage and finds the door open. They go inside and found a man sitting on a couch next to the broken window. There is also a broken oil-lamp.
The husband asks: "Did we break that too?"
"Yes", replies the man.
"Sorry. Do you live here?" the husband asks.
"No, actually, I''m a genie." The man states. "I was sleeping in that lamp when your golf ball smashed it. Now, I''m supposed to give you three wishes, but I''m keeping one for myself since you smashed my lamp. OK, what''ll they be?"
The husband thinks a moment: "First, make my wife a better golfer."
"Poof! She''s a better golfer", the genie announces.
"Second, I want a million bucks a week for life."
"Poof! you get a million bucks a week", the genie announces.
"Good. OK, what do you want?" asks the husband.
"For my wish. I want to have my way with your pretty wife," grins the genie.
"Hmmm", the husband hesitated, "I guess that''s all right. After all, she broke your lamp, you''ve made us rich, and our golf games will be much more interesting. Go ahead."
So the genie and the wife retire the bedroom. After several steamy hours the "genie" says to the wife: "How long have you known your husband?"
"Ten years," she replies.
"How long has he believed in this genie stuff?"
Humor of the day
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
Two days before Christmas, Johnny''s dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning.
Then, when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfuckin'' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red-assed fuckin'' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face.
His dad smiled and asked...
"So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin'' dog but I can''t find the son of a bitch."