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» Site title: Foreign Government Resources on the Web [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Comprehensive listings of foreign government web sites. The directory includes information on constitutions, laws, treaties, background, biographies, human rights, politics, elections, demographics, economy, health and the military. Sites can be browsed by continent or by subject.
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» Site title: Government Information on the Internet for Children [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - A select group of links to government material from New York City and State, the United States and international government web sites with educational content suitable for children intended for librarians, teachers and parents.
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The Ghost Poo:
The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there''s no poo in the bowl.
The Clean poo -
The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper.
The Wet Poo-
You wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don''t ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Wet Cheeks Poo-
That''s the kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water, or splash-back.
The Second Wave Poo-
This poo happens when you think you''ve finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poo some more.
The Brain Haemorrhage-through-your-nose Poo-
You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Lincoln Log Log-
The kind of poo that''s so enormous you''re afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Power Dump Poo-
The kind that comes out so fast, you''ve barely got your pants down and you''re done.
The Liquid Plumber Poo-
This kind of poo is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poo.
The Spinal Tap Poo-
The kind of poo that hurts so much coming out, you''d swear it''s got to be coming out sideways.
The ''I-think-I''m-turning-into-a-bunny'' Poo-
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splishy sounds when they hit the water.
The ''What-the-hell-died-in-here'' Poo-
Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don''t warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out a-gagging and a-gasping for air.
The ''I-just-know-there''s-a-turd-still-dangling-there'' Poo-
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop.
Humor of the day
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
Two days before Christmas, Johnny''s dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning.
Then, when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfuckin'' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red-assed fuckin'' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face.
His dad smiled and asked...
"So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin'' dog but I can''t find the son of a bitch."