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» Site title: Ocean Memories [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Includes personal information, photos, a diary, links and a guestbook.
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» Site title: Of a Girl [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - The journal of fifteen year old girl marching to the beat of her own drum.
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» Site title: The Official Sarah Page [ Teens ] - A page about Sarah and her favorite things. Includes a message board.
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» Site title: Oh Really [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Site includes lyrics, poetry, personal and interests.
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» Site title: Oidaho's World [ Teens ] - Themed around potatoes, Sun Chips, and other obsessions this teen has, as well as the history of each one. Includes a guestbook.
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» Site title: Ollie.com [ Kids/Teens ] - A fun-filled site which looks into the life of a teenager and is updated often.
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» Site title: Omar Yak's [ Mature Teens ] - Includes a web world, news world, and calculator software.
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» Site title: One Single Night [ Teens ] - Offers a personal fashion statement with a 50's flair. Pictures, shopping page, and a guest book featured.
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» Site title: Onephatblonde69nc [ Mature Teens ] - Contains personal likes, dislikes, photographs of family and friends. Also includes cars, shout outs, beliefs, and opinions.
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» Site title: Ophelia is Dreaming [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Includes personal information and photos, quotes, links and a guestbook.
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» Site title: Orion's World [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Contains likes, dislikes, polls, and links.
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» Site title: Oscar's Website [ Teens ] - Includes personal information, photos, links and a guestbook.
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» Site title: Our Page [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Contains a description of the hobbies, likes, and dislikes of a group of teens living in suburbs of London. Also contains game reviews, polls, and links.
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» Site title: Our Weird Life [ Teens ] - Site includes personal info and a collection of links.
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Randomize humor
If athletes get athlete''s foot, astronauts get missile toe.
A bird dog could be called a point setter.
James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher.
What''s the difference between a one-winged angel and a two-winged angel?
It''s a matter of a pinion!
It''s a matter of my opinion that Yule love the game we''re about to play. In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with an expression commonly used at Christmastide. Answers repose at the end of this column.
1. On December 24, Adam''s wife was known as _____ _____.
2. In Charles Dickens''s A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited by the ghost of _____ _____.
3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a _____ _____.
4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? _____, _____, _____
5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. _____, _____
6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing on _____ _____.
7. A holy man bereft of change could be called _____ _____.
8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a _____ _____.
9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a _____ _____.
10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get _____ _____.
11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called _____ _____.
12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a _____.
13. Actor O''Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25 as _____ _____.
14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry Christmas? _____ _____.
Meretricious to all! And don''t forget that There''s No Plate Like Chrome for the Hollandaise.
Answers
1. Christmas Eve
2. Christmas Present
3. North Poll
4. Hoe, hoe, hoe.
5. Noel,(no L)
6. seasons'' greetings.
7. St. Nickleless.
8. Bah! (or Baa!) Humbug!
9. silent knight
10. sandy claws
11. Christmas cards
12. cresh
13. Christmas Carols
14. Fleece Navidad!
Humor of the day
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
Two days before Christmas, Johnny''s dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning.
Then, when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfuckin'' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red-assed fuckin'' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face.
His dad smiled and asked...
"So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin'' dog but I can''t find the son of a bitch."