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» Site title: Afacanlar Sitesi [ Çocuklar ] - Afacanları eğlendirmeyi amaçlamış sitede; çizgi film kahramanları, fıkralar diyarı, şiir kutusu gibi bölümlerin yanı sıra Atatürk köşesi de var.
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» Site title: Cheetos [ Çocuklar ] - Cheetos Adası'nda çocukları Chester'la ilgili bilgiler, Flash animasyonlar, oyunlar ve güncel haberler bekliyor.
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» Site title: Çocukça [ Çocuklar ] - Web sayfasında çocuklara yönelik: masallar, öyküler, eğlendirici ve bilgilendirici oyunlar, e-kartlar, bilim köşesi ve ayrıca aileler, eğitimciler için bilgiler bulunuyor.
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» Site title: İzmircanteen [ Ergin Gençler ] - İzmirli lise öğrencilerine hitap eden topluluk portalı.
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» Site title: Süper Kahramanlar [ Çocuklar/Gençler/Ergin Gençler ] - Çizgi roman ve çizgi film kahramanlarının tanıtıldığı sitede oyunlar oynayabilir, animasyonlar izleyebilirsiniz.
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» Site title: Ülker Oyun [ Çocuklar/Gençler ] - Dünyadan ve Türkiye'den ilginç haberler, hız ve yetenek gerektiren oyunlar, zeka ve hafıza bulmacaları, eğlenceli bilgiler, gizli projeler, keşfedilecek bölümler ve yarışmalar içeren site.
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T''was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissed
He cussed out the elves and through down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works
I''ve busted my ass for damn near a year
Instead of thanks Santa what do I hear
The Old lady bitches cause I work late at night
The elves want more money the reindeers all fight
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes-if that ain''t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money
And the kids these days- they all are the pits
They want the impossible... Those mean litttle shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls....Their arms, legs, and heads
I made a ton of yo yo''s No request for them
They want computers and robots.....they think I''m IBM
If you thinks that bad...just picture this
Try holding their pants full of piss
They pull on my nose they grab at my beard
And if I don''t smile the parents think I''m wierd
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimmneys and skinning their knees
I''m quitting this job...there''s just no enjoyment
I''ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
There''s no christmas this year.... now you know the reason
I found me a blonde ...I''m going south for the season
Humor of the day
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
Two days before Christmas, Johnny''s dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning.
Then, when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfuckin'' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red-assed fuckin'' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face.
His dad smiled and asked...
"So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin'' dog but I can''t find the son of a bitch."