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» Site title: Barnens regnskog [ Tonåringar/Äldre tonåringar ] - En ideell förening som arbetar med skolor och barn med program för inköp av regnskog, arbete med miljöutbildning, regional utveckling och skogsplantering.
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» Site title: Barnets rättigheter [ Barn/Tonåringar ] - Om barnkonventionen, som är ett dokument från FN som säger att alla barn i hela världen ska ha rättighet till sådant som mat och skolgång.
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» Site title: Barn- och ungdomspsykiatri [ Barn/Tonåringar/Äldre tonåringar ] - Fråga om problem som mobbning, ätproblem, övergrepp och kriser. Den som svarar är antingen kurator, läkare eller psykolog.
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» Site title: Barnombudsmannen i Uppsala [ Barn/Tonåringar/Äldre tonåringar ] - Presentation av BO, information om olika problem som barn kan möta samt om jourtelefonen.
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» Site title: BRIS Barnens rätt i samhället [ Barn/Tonåringar/Äldre tonåringar ] - Möjlighet att mejla BRIS om saker som är viktiga för dig, t.ex. om du är ensam, rädd eller mobbad. Du behöver inte tala om vad du heter. Även allmän information om BRIS och hjälptelefonen.
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» Site title: JUNIS [ Barn/Tonåringar ] - IOGT-NTOs barn- och ungdomsorganisation. Medlemmarna är ledare i alla åldrar och barn och ungdomar mellan 7 och 14 år. Med nätupplagan av medlemstidningen, senaste nytt och drogfakta.
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» Site title: Så fungerar riksdagen [ Tonåringar/Äldre tonåringar ] - Fakta om Sveriges riksdag och hur arbetet där går till.
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» Site title: UNF Gotland [ Tonåringar/Äldre tonåringar ] - Hemsida för Ungdomens Nykterhetsförbunds Gotlandsdistrikt. Kontaktinformation, kalendarium, protokoll, nyheter, och aktiviteter.
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» Site title: Ungdomsbrandkåren Ystad [ Tonåringar ] - Informationssida som beskriver och ger information om Ungdomsbrandkårens verksamhet, främst för ungdomar mellan 11-16 år.
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The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build an ark." And, in a flash of lightning, he delivered the specifications for the ark.
"OK," Noah said, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints, "I''m your man."
"Six months and it starts to rain," thundered the Lord. "You better have my ark completed or learn to swim for a long, long time!"
Six months passed, the sky began to cloud up, and the rain began to fall in torrents. The Lord looked down and saw Noah sitting in his yard, weeping, and there was no ark.
"Noah!" shouted the Lord, "where is My ark?" A lightning bolt crashed into the ground right beside Noah.
"Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best, but there were some big problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the ark''sconstruction, but your plans did not meet their code. So, I had to hire an engineer to redo the plans, only to get into a long argument with him about whether to include a fire-sprinkler system."
My neighbors objected, claiming that I was violating zoning ordinances by building the ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning board."
"Then, I had a big problem getting enough wood for the ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists and the Ministry of Natural Resources that I needed the wood to save the owls, but they wouldn''t let me catch them, so no owls."
"Next, I started gathering up the animals but got sued by an animal rights group that objected to me taking along only two of each kind."
"Just when the suit got dismissed, Environment Canada notified me that I couldn''t complete the ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn''t take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being."
"Then, the Conservation Authority wanted a map of the proposed flood plan. I sent them a globe!"
"Right now, I''m still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission over how many minorities I''m supposed to hire."
"Revenue Canada has seized all my assets claiming that I am trying to leave the country, and I just got a notice from the province that I owe some kind of use tax. Really, I don''t think I can finish the ark in less than five years."
With that, the sky cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow arched across the sky.
Noah looked up and smiled. "You mean you are not going to destroy the world?" he asked hopefully.
"No," said the Lord, "the government already has!"
Humor of the day
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
Two days before Christmas, Johnny''s dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning.
Then, when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfuckin'' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red-assed fuckin'' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face.
His dad smiled and asked...
"So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin'' dog but I can''t find the son of a bitch."