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-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn''t show the dirt.
-Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
-Why didn''t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo''s butt was more manageable.
-Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
-Why is the color brunette considered evil?
When''s the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
-How can you tell a brunette is lonely ?
Check her for a pulse.
-What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit.
-Why do brunettes wear training bras?
It''s cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.
-Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious.
-How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?
With a rake.
-Why don''t brunettes get breast implants?
They''ve already spent their money on thigh & butt implants.
-Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn''t feel left out.
-What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
-Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
From their underarms.
-How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.
-What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
-How did Revlon come up with it''s brunette hair color?
By studying what oilspills did to seaweed.
-What''s the difference between a brunette and the trash?
At least the trash gets taken out once a week.
-What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
-Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
-What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
''What part of *yes* don''t you understand?''
Humor of the day
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
Two days before Christmas, Johnny''s dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning.
Then, when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfuckin'' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red-assed fuckin'' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face.
His dad smiled and asked...
"So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin'' dog but I can''t find the son of a bitch."