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» Site title: Andreea - Lumea poveştilor [ Copii ] - Include basme şi povestiri ale: Albă ca Zăpada, Alice în Ţara Minunilor, Alladin şi lampa fermecată, Cartea Junglei, Doamna şi vagabondul, Dumbo, Frumoasa din pădurea adormită şi Pinocchio.
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» Site title: Aventurile lui Habarnam [ Copii ] - Poveste scrisă de autorul rus Nikolai Nosov şi prezentată pe capitole de către realizatorul acestei pagini.
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» Site title: Biblioteca "Costache Sturdza" Bacău [ Copii ] - Prezintă date despre secţia pentru copii şi despre cărţile oferite pentru împrumut, printre care: Mickey Mouse, Tom şi Jerry, Popcorn, Carte poveşti cu casetă, În lumea lui Tanu şo Deşteptarea.
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» Site title: Călin şi basmele sale [ Copii ] - Oferă povestea scrisă de Waldi Hörer şi imagini create pe seama personajelor din această naraţiune.
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» Site title: Clopoţel - Basme şi poveşti [ Copii ] - Conţine creaţii artistice din literatura şi mitologia românească şi internaţională.
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» Site title: E-şcoala - Legende [ Copii ] - Prezintă o colecţie de mituri şi istorisiri despre poporul român, printre care cele despre Mărţişor, râurile Olt şi Mureş şi despre formarea neamului nostru.
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» Site title: Literatura norvegiană [ Copii/Adolescenţi ] - Pagina oferă un scurt istoric al literaturii pentru copii creată în această ţară din Scandinavia şi trimiteri către principalii scriitori norvegieni.
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» Site title: Mihai Eminescu - opera literară [ Adolescenţi ] - Sunt prezentate opere în proză şi poezie semnificative pentru creaţia literară a scriitorului român.
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» Site title: Părinţi.com - Poveşti [ Copii/Adolescenţi ] - Prezină basme şi anecdote populare româneşti şi internaţionale.
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» Site title: Povestitorul [ Copii ] - Istorioare şi basme, printre care: Micul liliac "Pipistrello", Viteazul cavaler Tiberiu şi frumoasa prinţesă Elena, Iepuraşul isteş şi Păpuşa rătăcită.
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» Site title: Şcoala Durmstrang [ Copii/Adolescenţi ] - Loc virtual de întâlnire al celor pasionaţi de personajul Harry Potter. Oferă clasamenete ale prefecţilor şi profesorilor vrăjitori, jocuri şi teste online, zvonuri despre personajele de poveste preferate, chat online şi o carte cu impresii ale vizitatorilor.
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Randomize humor
Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Dementia -- I Think I''ll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
Mania -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and... or
Deck the Halls and Spare No Expenses
Borderline Personality -- Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire
Paranoia -- Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me
Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I''m Gonna Cry.
I''m Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I''ll Tell You Why
Depression -- Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia. All is Calm, All is Pretty Lonely
Obsessive Compulsive -- Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...
Passive Aggressive -- On the First Day of Christmas My Mother
Gave to Me...
(And Then Took it All Away)
Humor of the day
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.
Two days before Christmas, Johnny''s dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning.
Then, when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfuckin'' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red-assed fuckin'' bike leaning up against the damn garage!"
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face.
His dad smiled and asked...
"So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin'' dog but I can''t find the son of a bitch."