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» Site title: Aerei di carta [ Bambini/Adolescenti/Giovani ] - Presenta una raccolta di modelli per costruire aerei di carta con foto e didascalie esplicative.
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» Site title: Il magico mondo dei bambini [ Bambini ] - Insegna ai bambini piccoli lavori, li pubblica, contiene ninne nanne, favole e una bacheca per i messaggi.
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» Site title: Il sentiero degli Gnomi [ Bambini/Adolescenti ] - Mappa interattiva, fotografie e descrizione dell'itinerario allestito nel parco dell'Armina a Bagno di Romagna (FC).
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Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I''m Stupid". That way you wouldn''t rely on them, would you? You wouldn''t ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn''t see your sign."
It''s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you moving?"
"Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here''s your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ''ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y''all catch all them fish?"
"No - We talked ''em into giving up. Here''s your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there''s only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."
"Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don''t wanna lose it!"
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?"
I couldn''t resist. said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me! Here''s your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that''s hot!"
See? If he''d been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure.
Wouldn''t ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn''t get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked "So.. is your truck stuck?"
I couldn''t help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I''m delivering'' a bridge...here''s your sign."
Humor of the day
Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.