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Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma''s for the weekend. Being an old school gal, bathing Little Johnny with her, Grandma sees no harm. So, there they are in the shower and Johnny points to Grandma''s crotch and says, "Grandma, what''s that?!?"
Grandma, somewhat shocked, quickly replies, "That''s my beaver, Johnny."
"Oh, okay." And this answer seems to appease Johnny''s curiousity.
Well, Johnny returns home, and one morning, Mom is running late for work. She decides that to save time, she''d bathe Johnny with her. Off to the shower, and once again, Johnny sees something not so familiar to him. "Mom, what''s that?" asks Johnny pointing to Mom''s nether regions.
Taken back, Mom says, "Johnny, that''s my beaver."
Johnny replies, "I thought so. I think Grandma''s is dead. Its tongue is hanging out and its all gray and wrinkled!"
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year''s hide and seek champ.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde''s head?
A: A space invader.
Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: What does a blonde say during a porno?
A: There I am!!
Q: What does the postcard from a blonde''s vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer''s disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.