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» Site title: Annabel Karmel: Recipes » Site description: Samples from "First Meals": popsicles, mini pizzas, chicken, tomato sauce, and chewy apricot and chocolate cereal bars.
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» Site title: Food for Tots: Recipes » Site description: Sample recipes for snacks, beverages, breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert which have been put to the test by toddlers and preschool children. From the upcoming book Food for Tots.
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» Site title: Peanut Butter Press » Site description: Home of "Peanut Butter Stew and Couscous Too", a cookbook of recipes for toddlers and older children. Features a monthly sample recipe, toddler-feeding tips and kid pleasers.
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» Site title: Toddlers Today » Site description: Suggestions on helping toddlers eat a variety of foods.
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Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny