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141.
Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
142.
Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A: Too many blondes were drowning.
143.
Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
144.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
145.
Q: Why don''t blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn''t go to 700 degrees.
146.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
147.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W''s.
148.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
149.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
150.
Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They''re mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
151.
Q: What did the blonde''s mum say to her before the blonde''s date.
A: If you''re not in bed by 12, come home.
152.
Q: What''s the Blonde''s cheer?
A: " I''m blonde, I''m blonde, I''m B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I''m blonde, I''m blonde, yea yea yea..."
153.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
154.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
155.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
156.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
157.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
158.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
159.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"
160.
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Humor of the day
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year''s hide and seek champ.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde''s head?
A: A space invader.
Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: What does a blonde say during a porno?
A: There I am!!
Q: What does the postcard from a blonde''s vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer''s disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.