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Wikipedia say: Topsites are sites with a ranked listing of different websites, generally related by an overall subject. In many cases a topsite is a directory of related web sites which ranks the listed sites by popularity. Topsite rankings are user generated, usually through voting by visitors (clicks in to the topsite) from member sites or by counting pageviews. Most topsites have an anti-cheat protection system and some display traffic statistics, user ratings, and reviews. Topsites often list a top 50 or top 100 most popular sites with a similar topic. They can be a significant source of free targeted traffic for member sites if that topsite becomes popular. After several early search engines failed, some people thought topsites might replace them.


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So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.

The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks. First you must go into the forest, pick some fruits, and bring them back"

So the hikers did that and came back.

The head head hunter said "Now you must take the fruits you picked and stick them up your ass."

So the first hiker has apples... Ok, apples it shouldn''t be too hard.
1 up okay... 2 up the hiker starts screeming, so the headhunters chop off his head.

The second hiker has grapes. Ok, grapes this should be easy!
1 up okay... 2 up fine... 3... 4 the hiker starts laughing like crazy! The headhunters chop off his head.

So the two hikers who got their heads chopped off are up in Heaven and the hiker who had the apples askes the hiker who had the grapes "What happened... you had grapes, I mean you got killed c''mon what happened?"

The guy who had grapes says, "Well the other hiker........ he........ he......... he had watermellons!"


Humor of the day

Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year''s hide and seek champ.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde''s head?
A: A space invader.

Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.

Q: What does a blonde say during a porno?
A: There I am!!

Q: What does the postcard from a blonde''s vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer''s disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.