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» Site title: Fruit Juice Recipes » Site description: Offers fruit juice recipes and information on effects of fruit juice on the body and health.
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» Site title: Juice and Smoothie Recipes from BestJuicers.com » Site description: Recipes offered by juicer manufacturer using melon, wheat grass, apples, and other fruits and vegetables appropriate for juicing or to throw in the blender.
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» Site title: Juices from Hamilton Beach » Site description: A few blends for the juicer for Pacific Punch, Blueberry Hill, Strawberry Fields, and a banana berry chiller.
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» Site title: Mitch's V-6 Vegetable Juice Cocktail » Site description: Yields 3 cups, requires juice extractor, and is made with cilantro, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, celery, and carrots.
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» Site title: Sip Some Citrus » Site description: Combinations for the juicer for sweet lemonade, cocktail orange, and citrus combo.
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Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny