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» Site title: AskMen.com
» Site description: A two part article with tips on choosing the right gym.
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» Site title: Fitness-Events.Com
» Site description: Fitness and figure news, reports, and photos.
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» Site title: Health & Fitness Business Expo and Conference
» Site description: Annual show focuses on new fitness products and industry trends. Site contains information on the event, sponsorship, registration, press releases.
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Randomize humor
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream. The man behind the counter says ''I''m sorry, we are all out of chocolate ice cream''.
The lady says ''OK, I''ll take one scoop of chocolate ice cream in a cup.''
The man says ''Ma-am, we are all out of chocolate''.
The little old lady says ''OK, then I''ll have a single scoop of chocolate in a cone''.
The man, a little more irritated this time says ''Ok, lady. Spell van as in vanilla''.
The lady says V A N
The man says, ''OK, spell straw as in strawberry''.
The lady says S T R A W.
The man says, ''OK, now spell fuck as in chocolate''.
The lady says there ain''t no fuck in chocolate.
The man says, ''Lady, that''s what I''ve been trying to tell you all along!
Humor of the day
Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.