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"Looking back over the years that we''ve been together, I can''t help but wonder:............. What was I thinking?"
"Congratulations on your wedding day!............. Too bad no one likes your wife."
"How could two people as beautiful you............ have such an ugly
baby?"
"I''ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love......... After having met you, I''ve changed my mind."
"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life........... I never
believed in Hell until I met you."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....... that you''re not
here to ruin it for me."
"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you''ve given me. Like the need for therapy..."
"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!.......... I never knew what evil was before this!"
"Before you go,......... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You''ll probably need it again."
"Someday I hope to get married............ but not to you."
"You look great for your age.......Almost Lifelike!"
"When we were together, you always said you''d die for me......... Now that we''ve broken up, I think it''s time you kept your promise."
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend....... So here''s his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
"We have been friends for a very long time........... What do you say we call it quits?"
"I''m so miserable without you.................. It''s almost like you''re here."
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy............... Did you ever
find out who the father was?"
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I''d miss you heaps and think of you often."
"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday--------- So we''re having you put to sleep."
Humor of the day
Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.