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Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
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Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A: Too many blondes were drowning.
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Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
144.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
145.
Q: Why don''t blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn''t go to 700 degrees.
146.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
147.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W''s.
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
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Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
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Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They''re mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
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Q: What did the blonde''s mum say to her before the blonde''s date.
A: If you''re not in bed by 12, come home.
152.
Q: What''s the Blonde''s cheer?
A: " I''m blonde, I''m blonde, I''m B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I''m blonde, I''m blonde, yea yea yea..."
153.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
154.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
155.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
156.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"
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Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Humor of the day
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct
her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics,
and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in.
"I''m doing great! I love it!
The view is so beautiful, and I''m starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to
worry that she hadn''t radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a
mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don''t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was
starting to get cold.
I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"