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It''s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!
"Who''s been eating my porridge," he squeaks?

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty!
"Who''s been eating my porridge!," he roars?

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells -
"For Pete''s sake, how many times do we have to go through this?"

"It was ''Momma Bear'' who got up first."
"It was ''Momma Bear'' who woke everybody else in the house up."
"It was ''Momma Bear'' who made the Coffee."
"It was ''Momma Bear'' who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away."
"It was ''Momma Bear'' who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper."
"It was ''Momma Bear'' who set the table."
"It was ''Momma Bear'' who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat''s water & food dish."

"And, now that you''ve decided to come downstairs and grace ''Momma Bear'' with your presence, ...listen good, ''cause I''m only going to say this one time...
"I haven''t made the @!#$%^&* Porridge, yet!!"


Humor of the day

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.

As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct
her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.

He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics,
and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in.
"I''m doing great! I love it!
The view is so beautiful, and I''m starting to get the hang of this."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to
worry that she hadn''t radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a
mile away.

He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don''t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was
starting to get cold.

I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"