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I''m glad I''m a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don''t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don''t brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won''t drive to Hell before I ask for directions.
I don''t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won''t grab your hooters, I won''t pinch your butt.
My belt buckle''s not hidden beneath my beer gut.
And I don''t go around "re-adjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don''t belch in public, I don''t scratch my behind.
I''m a woman you see-I''m just not that kind!
I''m glad I''m a woman, I''m so glad I could sing.
I don''t have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn''t grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can''t see 3 inches of crack.
And what''s on my head doesn''t leave with my comb.
I''ll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I''m a woman, you know-I''ve got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee.
I don''t live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don''t swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.
I won''t tell you my wife just does not understand,
Or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
Then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I''m so very glad I''m a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.
I don''t long for male bonding, I don''t cruise for a chick.
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.
I''m a woman by chance and I''m thankful, it''s true.
I''m so glad I''m a woman and not a man like you!
Humor of the day
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I''ll sink ?"