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» Site title: TeleRead
» Site description: Blog sharing news and views on e-books, libraries, publishing and related topics.
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» Site title: Wikipedia - E-book
» Site description: Hyperlinked encyclopedia article provides information on the history, formats, production and issues of eBooks.
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Everyday I give thanks to God
I was born a man instead of a broad
When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV
I don''t shave my legs, I stand up to pee
I go to a barber, not a beauty salon
Don''t pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on
Don''t wax my pubes so I can wear shorts
I use my turn signal, I understand sports
Man, I''m glad I''m a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I don''t go through a faze every 28 days
Man, I''m glad I''m a man
I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons
Don''t take a lot of friends when I go the the john
I don''t throw a fit when I break a nail
I don''t buy a lot of shoes just because they''re on sale
I don''t apply makeup in my rear-view mirror
I don''t think of Bambi when I''m out hunting deer
I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass
I don''t ask my friends about the size of my ass
Man, I''m glad I''m a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I don''t face the pain of water-weight gain
Man, I''m glad I''m a man
Let me tell you ladies
Listen to me ladies
I love those things inside of your blouse
I love your pretty faces
Your warm and soft embraces
But if I had my own two boobs, I''d never leave the house
I don''t spend two hours getting ready for a date
I don''t play with dolls unless they inflate
When someone asks me my age, I never lie
After sex in bed, my spot''s always dry
I don''t read about orgasms in Vogue magazines
I don''t mind if my dates try to get in my jeans
I don''t spend a fortune on French lingerie
This is the same underwear I wore yesterday
Man, I''m glad I''m a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I don''t take a pill, I don''t use Massengill
Man, I''m glad I''m a man
Man, I''m glad I''m a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I find Michael Bolton completely revoltin''
Man, I''m glad I''m a man
Humor of the day
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.