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Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings:
"I''ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I''ve changed my mind."
"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
"Looking back over the years that we''ve been together, I can''t help but wonder:
What the heck was I thinking?"
"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it''s your sister."
"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you''ve given me.
Like the need for therapy..."
"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil was before this!"
"Money is tight, times are hard, here''s your @#$/& Christmas card!!!"
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You''ll probably need it again."
"Sorry things didn''t work out, but I can''t handle guys with breasts that are bigger than mine."
"When we were together, you always said you''d die for me.
Now that we''ve broken up, I think it''s time you kept your promise."
"The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won''t be with you, since I''m taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!"
Humor of the day
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON''T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn''t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn''t get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.