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Wikipedia say: Topsites are sites with a ranked listing of different websites, generally related by an overall subject. In many cases a topsite is a directory of related web sites which ranks the listed sites by popularity. Topsite rankings are user generated, usually through voting by visitors (clicks in to the topsite) from member sites or by counting pageviews. Most topsites have an anti-cheat protection system and some display traffic statistics, user ratings, and reviews. Topsites often list a top 50 or top 100 most popular sites with a similar topic. They can be a significant source of free targeted traffic for member sites if that topsite becomes popular. After several early search engines failed, some people thought topsites might replace them.

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When He Says - He Really Means
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Do you have the time? - to go to bed

Hello - Let''s cut the talk and go have sex.

How are you? - in bed, I mean.

I''d like a discreet relationship. - I want sex, but I''m married.

I''ll be out of town for a few days. - I''ll be spending time with with the wife.

I''m a novelist. - I have 10 unpublished books.

I''m coming off a long relationship. - My wife is divorcing me.

I''m consulting. - I''m looking for a job.

I''m divorced. - I just slipped off my wedding ring.

I''m in television. - I fix them.

I''m involved in banking. - I''m a bank guard.

I''m self-employed. - I just got fired.

I''m sorry I flirted with your sister. - I''m sorry I got caught.

I''m thinking of relocating. - I can''t find a job locally in this town.

I can''t leave my wife just yet..soon. - Be patient forever.

I enjoy reading. - Playboy and Penthouse.

I have the Midas touch. - I install mufflers.

I like a woman who is intelligent. - As long as she acts like I''m smarter.

I love opera. - I want sex, but I''ve seen an opera once.

I play the market. - Safeway

I work high up in an executive office. - I''m a window washer.

I work with computers. - I''m a cashier at a gas station.

Looking for a satisfying relationship. - I want sex.

My business is really hot right now! - I hand out towels in a steam room.

My job keeps me running. - I''m a messenger.

My wife and I are separated. - She''s at home and I''m here at the bar.

Humor of the day

Q: What is the blonde''s chronic speech impediment?

A: She can''t say "No".