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» Site title: Alampi and Associates
» Site description: Trade and professional association management company.
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» Site title: American Glovebox Society
» Site description: A non-profit organization formed in 1986 for the purposes of advancing the science of glovebox technology. Information about the society, services available, upcoming events, and publications.
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» Site title: Association Enterprises
» Site description: Advice and guidance on the establishment and professional running of associations, clubs and societies.
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» Site title: Association of Contingency Planners (ACP)
» Site description: A non-profit trade association dedicated to fostering continued professional growth and development in effective Contingency and Business Resumption Planning.
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» Site title: Equal Employment Advisory Council
» Site description: Nonprofit association of employers dedicated exclusively to the advancement of practical and effective programs to eliminate workplace discrimination. Articles, personnel, and contact information.
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» Site title: The Henokiens Association
» Site description: France. Membership organization for bi-centenary family companies. List of member companies. Links to related sites. English and French.
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» Site title: Landscape Management
» Site description: Offers news, product reviews, technical updates,and management solutions for contractors, lawn care operators, and in-house grounds managers.
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Randomize humor
I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busboy came with water & tableware; he too, sported a spoon in his breast pocket. I looked around the room, and all the waiters, waitresses, busboys, etc. had spoons in their pockets.
When our waiter returned to take our order, I just had to ask, "Why the spoons?"
"Well," he explained, "our parent company recently hired some Andersen
Consulting efficiency experts to review all our procedures, and after
months of statistical analyses, they concluded that our patrons drop
spoons on the floor 73% more often than any other utensil; at a frequency of 3 spoons per hour per workstation. By preparing all our workers for this contingency in advance, we can cut our trips to the kitchen down and save time...nearly 1.5 extra man-hours per shift.
Just as he concluded, a "ch-ching" came from the table behind him, and he quickly replaced a fallen spoon with the one from his pocket.
"I''ll grab another spoon the next time I''m in the kitchen instead of
making a special trip," he proudly explained.
I was impressed. "Thanks. I had to ask."
"No problem," he answered, then he continued to take our orders.
As the members of my dinner party took their turns, my eyes darted
back & forth from each person ordering and my menu. That''s when, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a thin, black thread protruding from our waiter''s fly. Again, I dismissed it; yet I had to scan the room and, sure enough, there were other waiters & busboys with strings hanging out of their trousers.
My curiosity overrode discretion at this point, so before he could leave I had to ask. "Excuse me, but...uh...why, or what...about that string?"
"Oh, yeah" he began in a quieter tone. "Not many people are that observant. That same efficiency group found we could save time in the Men''s room, too." "How''s that, I asked?"
"You see, by tying a string to the end of our, eh. . ., selves, we can
pull it out at the urinals literally hands-free and thereby eliminate
the need to wash our hands, cutting time spent in the restroom by over
93%!" "Oh, that makes sense," I said, but then thinking through the
process, I asked, "Hey, wait a minute. If the string helps you pull it out, how do you get it back in?"
"Well," he whispered, "I don''t know about the other guys; but I use
the spoon in my pocket"!
Humor of the day
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON''T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn''t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn''t get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.