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- Yo Mama''s so fat, she couldn''t fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, she''s on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington''s nose
- Yo Mama''s so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
- Yo Mama''s so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: "Free Willy! free Willy!"
- Yo Mama''s so fat, she''s got her own zip code
- Yo Mama''s so fat, people jog around her for exercise
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
- Yo Mama''s so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, she jumped in air and got stuck.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when she wears Maclom X shirt, helicopters land on her.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please."
- Yo Mama''s so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people run to her and yell "Taxi!"
- Yo Mama''s so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St..
- Yo Mama''s so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, if she was a superhero, she would be "incredible bulk."
- Yo Mama''s so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, she stepped on rainbow and made Skittles
- Yo Mama''s so fat, I guess we know what''s eating Gilbert Grape.
- Yo mama''s so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
- Yo mama''s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
- Yo mama''s so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
- Yo mama''s so fat, she stepped on a talking scale, and it said "GET THE HELL OFF!!"
- Yo mama''s so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds
- Yo mama''s so fat, she stepped on my cat''s tail, now I call him "Beaver".
- Yo mama''s so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
- Yo mama''s so fat, when I climbed on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.
- Yo mama''s so fat, she''s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
- Yo mama''s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
- Yo mama''s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
- Yo mama''s so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.
- Yo mama''s so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002''s.
- Yo mama''s so fat, she''s got more rolls than a bakery.
- Yo mama''s so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.
- Yo mama''s so fat, she could sell shade.
- Yo mama''s so fat, that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
- Yo mama''s so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
- Yo mama''s so fat, when I have sex with her, I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
- Yo mama''s so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
- Yo mama''s so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don''t get wet.
- Yo mama''s so fat, she bumps into people when she''s sitting down.
- Yo mama''s so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, her butt has it''s own congressmen.
- Yo Mama''s so fat, she needs a boomerang to wear a belt.
Humor of the day
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON''T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn''t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn''t get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.