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A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on the river bank and have brought with them all the provisions they need for a fine day''s fishing.
After a while, grandpa lights a cigarette. The boy gazes on. He knows his parents won''t allow him to smoke, but he gets on well with his grandpa, so he asks ''Can I have one of those cigarettes?''
Grandpa, knowing he shouldn''t encourage the boy in a bad habit, but not wanting give a curt ''no'' asks ''Does your dick reach your ass?''. The boy replies ''No , it doesn''t''. ''Then, '' said grandpa, ''you aren''t old enough to smoke.''
Half an hour later grandpa opens a six pack. The boy has always wanted to taste beer so he asks grandpa for a swig. ''Does your dick reach your ass?'' asks the old man. ''No, replies the boy.'' ''Then you''re not big enough to touch beer,'' comes the reply.
By and by the boy feels hungry and opens his lunch box. He finds a pack of cookies there and takes one out to eat it. Grandpa sees this and fancies a cookie himself, so he asks for one.
The boy turns the tables on his grandpa and asks ''Does you dick reach your ass?'' ''It sure does, says the old man.''
''Then go fuck yourself - These are all mine!''
Humor of the day
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON''T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn''t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn''t get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.