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A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on the river bank and have brought with them all the provisions they need for a fine day''s fishing.
After a while, grandpa lights a cigarette. The boy gazes on. He knows his parents won''t allow him to smoke, but he gets on well with his grandpa, so he asks ''Can I have one of those cigarettes?''
Grandpa, knowing he shouldn''t encourage the boy in a bad habit, but not wanting give a curt ''no'' asks ''Does your dick reach your ass?''. The boy replies ''No , it doesn''t''. ''Then, '' said grandpa, ''you aren''t old enough to smoke.''
Half an hour later grandpa opens a six pack. The boy has always wanted to taste beer so he asks grandpa for a swig. ''Does your dick reach your ass?'' asks the old man. ''No, replies the boy.'' ''Then you''re not big enough to touch beer,'' comes the reply.
By and by the boy feels hungry and opens his lunch box. He finds a pack of cookies there and takes one out to eat it. Grandpa sees this and fancies a cookie himself, so he asks for one.
The boy turns the tables on his grandpa and asks ''Does you dick reach your ass?'' ''It sure does, says the old man.''
''Then go fuck yourself - These are all mine!''
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