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» Site title: American Disc Jockey Association
» Site description: National, non-profit association for professional mobile and night club DJs and KJs. Membership and consumer information as well as disc jockey listings.
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» Site title: Australian National Disc Jockey Association
» Site description: A national, non-profit association for professional mobile, KJs, club and radio DJs. Membership and consumer information as well as disc jockey listings. Offers tips and training.
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» Site title: Canadian Disc Jockey Association
» Site description: Not for profit trade association for disc jockeys across Canada. News, trade shows, and membership information for DJs. Advice and directory listings for consumers.
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» Site title: Maine Disc Jockey Network
» Site description: A non-profit network of DJs dedicated to raising standards for all disc jockeys. Provides a list of DJs by county, vendor list, and membership requirements.
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» Site title: National Association of Mobile Entertainers
» Site description: Trade association meeting the needs of professional mobile and nightclub DJs and KJs. Assists party planners and brides. List of benefits, application, and DJ listings. Located in Pennsylvania.
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A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.
"How are you grandpa?" he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What''s the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn''t be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o''clock they ring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that''s it.I go out like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I''m told you''re giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can''t be true?
"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o''clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well.
The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed!"
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny