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» Site title: Carnegie Mellon Computer Music Group
» Site description: Research in real-time control, acoustic signal processing, music synthesis, music understanding, and performance.
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» Site title: Electroacoustic
» Site description: Collection of sites offering informatics, composition, and articles using music technology.
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» Site title: International Computer Music Association (ICMA)
» Site description: Individuals and institutions involved in the technical, creative, and performance aspects of computer music. For composers, software and hardware developers, researchers, and musicians.
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» Site title: Kaon
» Site description: Non-profit organization dealing with experimental, concrete, electronic and environmental music.
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» Site title: MIDI Manufacturers Association
» Site description: Develops Musical Instrument Digital Interface standards. MIDI is a very commonly used format.
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» Site title: Music Cognition Group
» Site description: Research in music cognition, music representation, and music technology. (Formerly known as Music Mind Machine)
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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
"You''ve got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don''t care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I''m not sure it''d be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I''ll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How''d you sleep?" Asked the manager.
"Never better."
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine.
"How''d you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, ''Goodnight, beautiful,'' and he sat up all night watching me."
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny