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» Site title: V6 » Site description: Member profiles, discography, links and fan fiction. Site was created by fans of the Jpop group in Singapore.
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» Site title: V6 » Site description: Fan site for Japanese band. Lyrics, discography, gallery and biographical information.
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» Site title: Vacancy » Site description: Official site contains upcoming concert dates and band profiles.
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» Site title: Vacuum » Site description: Dedicated to the Swedish symphonic synthpop group. Includes history, news, lyrics, discography and a fan area with discussion boards.
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» Site title: Vademecum » Site description: Swedish Christian metal band. History and member profiles.
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» Site title: Vader » Site description: Song lyrics, indexed by album and alphabetically.
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» Site title: Vaganza » Site description: Includes biography, discography, and message board. At RollingStone.com.
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» Site title: Vague, The » Site description: Power-pop band from Columbus, Ohio. Official website, contains general information, performance dates and downloadable realaudio and MP3 audio files.
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» Site title: Vaine, Gregory » Site description: Sound samples, a synopsis, the libretto, pictures and ordering information.
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» Site title: Valdes, Chucho » Site description: Includes discography, articles, and message board. At Rollingstone.com.
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» Site title: Valente, Caterina » Site description: European vocalist. Official site includes biography, discography, news, image galleries, and contact information.
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» Site title: Valentine, Hilton » Site description: Official website of the guitarist from the British Invasion band, The Animals. Features news, photos, biography, discography, audio clips, and equipment page.
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» Site title: Valentino, Vinny » Site description: Jazz guitarist born in Virginia. Gig schedule, biography, album information, RealAudio files, equipment list, and CD ordering information.
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» Site title: Valerian » Site description: Official site for the Helsinki band includes history, pictures, MP3s, lyrics, news, and gig dates. [Finnish and English.]
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» Site title: Valhall » Site description: Official site for the Norwegian band with discography, pictures and MP3s.
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» Site title: Valle, Jaime » Site description: Includes biography, CD sales, concert dates, reviews, and links.
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» Site title: Vampire Lezbos » Site description: Punk rock band. History, discography, and upcoming show dates.
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» Site title: Van Detta, Bobbie » Site description: Singer/songwriter, guitarist and bassist involved in performance and studio work in a range of styles, including extensive commercial/jingle experience. Discography, sound file, and calendar.
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» Site title: Van Dyne, Aimee » Site description: New York singer/songwriter. Biography, MP3s, news, and show dates.
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» Site title: Van Pelt, The » Site description: Includes biography, discography, and message board. At Rollingstone.com.
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» Site title: Van Waarde, Gustavo » Site description: Includes biography and audio files for the Argentinian singer.
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» Site title: Van Zant » Site description: Includes biography, discography, and message board. At Rollingstone.com.
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» Site title: Vance, Kenny and The Planotones » Site description: New York band fronted by a founding member of Jay and The Americans. Features member profiles, show dates, discography with sound files, and photos.
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» Site title: Vandenberg, Adrian » Site description: Fan site dedicated to the guitarplayer for Whitesnake, Vandenberg and Manic Eden.
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» Site title: Vandermark, Ken » Site description: Complete discography of the Chicago-based composer and performer of jazz and improvised music.
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» Site title: Vandoorn » Site description: Dutch vocal jazz group. Biography, news, discography, reviews, and pictures.
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» Site title: Vanessa » Site description: Song samples and information about the Canadian singer.
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» Site title: Vani » Site description: A group who performs a genre of fusion music called raga rock. Band background, sound clips, CD ordering, booking information, and links.
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» Site title: Vanishing Point » Site description: Norwegian fan-site for this Australian progressive rock band. Includes MP3 downloads, pictures, lyrics, biography, discography, and tour dates.
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» Site title: Vanity Set, The » Site description: Includes information about the founding of the New York City based band as well as photos, MP3s, and discs.
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» Site title: Vapids, The » Site description: Punk band from Burlington, Canada. Includes discography, photos, merchandise and links.
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» Site title: Vapors, The » Site description: A Swedish fan maintains this tribute page. Complete discography, and interviews.
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» Site title: Vapourspace » Site description: Includes biography, discography, and message board. At Rollingstone.com.
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» Site title: Varca, Phil » Site description: Rockin' blues guitarist. Biography, pictures, reviews, links, merchandise, and show dates.
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» Site title: Varicoasters, The » Site description: Official home page for the punk/ska band from Eugene, Oregon. Includes news, pictures, discography, downloads, tour dates, and biographies.
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» Site title: Varlies, The » Site description: Online home of the unsigned UK band includes MP3s, images and gig dates.
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» Site title: Vasquez, Junior » Site description: Includes biography, discography, and message board. At Rollingstone.com.
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» Site title: Vast Existence » Site description: Hard core band from Michigan. Member profiles, history, upcoming show dates, news, and pictures.
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» Site title: Vaughn » Site description: Official home of the melodic rock band formerly known as Tyketto.
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» Site title: Vaughn, Billy » Site description: American saxophonist with pictures, profile, discography and links.
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» Site title: Vearncombe, Colin » Site description: Official homepage of the artist formerly known as Black whose hits include 'Wonderful Life', 'Sweetest Smile' and 'Paradise'. Features news, discography, and MP3 samples.
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» Site title: VeDaKi » Site description: Netherlands-based band is a meeting of different cultures, rhythms, languages, and forces of the world including Africa, India, Russia, and Tuva. News, member profiles, discography, reviews, sound files, and show dates. Originally known as Vershki da Koreshki.
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» Site title: Veen, Astrid van der » Site description: Dutch singer. Biography, discography, lyrics, news, tour dates, photos, forum, skins, and links.
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» Site title: Vega, Patrick » Site description: Austrian guitarist. Biography, discography, MP3s, photos, and links.
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» Site title: Vegas Demilo » Site description: News, show dates, lyrics, reviews, and merchandise for the alternative rock band from San Francisco, CA.
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» Site title: Vegetable Orchestra » Site description: Performs music on instruments made of vegetables. Contains programme of concerts, history, samples and reviews.
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» Site title: Vehicle Flips » Site description: Magic Marker recording artists. Discography, lyrics and images.
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» Site title: Veillon, Jean Michel » Site description: UK wooden flute player. Biography, discography, and merchandise.
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» Site title: Vein, The » Site description: Band from Portugal featuring guitar and cello. History, pictures, and music information.
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» Site title: Veldt » Site description: 3 piece Brighton, UK pop band. With MP3s, images, lyrics, biographies and links.
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» Site title: Velez, Glen » Site description: Biography, discography, and news about this modern percussion master.
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» Site title: Velia » Site description: Music that grooves with an edge. Features RealAudio, appearance dates, photos, and member profiles.
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» Site title: Velocity Boy » Site description: Official page of the Tokyo-based Brit-Pop group. News, schedule, discography, member profiles, and pictures.
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» Site title: velocitymirror » Site description: Rochester, N.Y. band with schedule, photos and sounds.
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» Site title: Velvet » Site description: Hardcore/indie/emo band from Riverdale Park, MD. Biography, news, tour dates, pictures, sound files, and links.
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» Site title: Velvet Belly » Site description: An unofficial site devoted to the Norwegian band Velvet Belly, with news, articles and links to soundfiles.
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» Site title: Velvet Butterfly » Site description: Official site includes history, news, gig dates, discography, sound files, and photos.
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» Site title: Velvet Rut » Site description: Colorado Springs, Colorado jazz/rock band. MP3s and merchandise.
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» Site title: Velveteen Incorporated » Site description: Background on the late Sixties rock group, a group Paul McCartney worked with outside of the Beatles.
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» Site title: Vendors, The » Site description: Punk rock from northern Wisconsin. Pictures, biography, and sound files.
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» Site title: Vengerov, Maxim » Site description: Classical violinist. Biography, discography, concert schedule, press, reviews, audio, videos, and photos.
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» Site title: Venja » Site description: Biography, discography, pictures, reviews, MP3s, and links.
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» Site title: Venus » Site description: Fan site for the Belgian rock band. Biography, concert history, pictures, and press articles.
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» Site title: Verde River Band » Site description: Rock and blues band. Biography, gig dates, MP3s, guestbook, and links.
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» Site title: Verdicts, The » Site description: Official site of the three-piece punk group from Long Island, New York. Pictures, MP3s, mailing list, and news.
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» Site title: Vergueiro, Guilherme » Site description: Brazilian pianist, composer and arranger. With biography, discography, audio clips and an interview.
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» Site title: Verma, Aditya » Site description: Indian classical musician plays the sarod, a fretless stringed instrument from north India. Biography, recordings, and schedule.
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» Site title: Vermillion » Site description: A 4 piece group from Sioux Falls, South Dakota with family harmonies combined with acoustic guitar and fiddle. Member profiles, gig dates, and photos.
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» Site title: Vermillion Skye » Site description: Official site of the Canadian progressive rock band includes biography, newsletter, sound files, and CD information.
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» Site title: Verplanken » Site description: Official site includes news, biography, and sound files.
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» Site title: Vers, The » Site description: Wisconsin rock band. History, stories, photos, and merchandise.
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» Site title: Versus » Site description: UK fan site dedicated to the New York City based 4-piece alternative guitar combo.
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» Site title: Vertical Vision » Site description: Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada Christian alternative rock band. Biography, news, pictures, sounds, links, and guestbook.
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» Site title: Very Occasional Ceilidh Band, The » Site description: Scottish dance music band based in Caithness, Scotland. Available for dances, ceilidhs, weddings and concerts.
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» Site title: Vessel » Site description: Authoritative site for the dynamic power-thrash band from East Anglia. Illustrated history of band, details of albums, news, links and contacts for the band.
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» Site title: Vested Interest » Site description: Information service provides news, biographies, music downloads, and gigs around the north of England.
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» Site title: Vestrymen, The » Site description: Western Massachusetts jangle-pop band. MP3s and merchandise.
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» Site title: Vi3 » Site description: Chicago, Illinois pop trio. Photos, lyrics, art work, biography, and upcoming shows.
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» Site title: Vibracore » Site description: A UK underground, unsigned rock band. Site features band information, reviews, gig list, and links.
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» Site title: Vibration » Site description: World music, makossa-funk, and soul-makossa from the Cameroon band. Biographies of the musicians, discography, sound files, and pictures.
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» Site title: Vic Foley's Southern Fried Swang Thang » Site description: Blues-rock group based in Providence, Rhode Island, United States. Includes biographies, schedule, reviews, and multimedia gallery.
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» Site title: Vic Twenty » Site description: UK synthesizer band. News, audio clips, lyrics, show dates, and merchandise.
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» Site title: Vicarious You » Site description: Band out of Milwaukee, WI. Pictures and sound clips.
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» Site title: Vicious Circle » Site description: A speed, thrash and death metal band from Southern NJ. Features include photographs, MP3 downloads, discography, and band history.
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» Site title: Vicious Rumors » Site description: History, interview, pictures, articles, and fan forum for the heavy metal band.
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» Site title: Viconte, Kriss » Site description: Troubadour one-man band based in Finland offers gig dates and contact information.
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» Site title: Vigilante HQ » Site description: Punk rockish band from Victoria, Australia. Includes photographs, lyrics, biography and news.
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» Site title: Vikre, Caron » Site description: Singer/songwriter from California. Profile, pictures, interview, and lyrics. [May not work in all browsers.]
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» Site title: Vile Richard » Site description: Alterna-pop band from Toronto. Official site includes gig dates, biography, and sound files.
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» Site title: Villafruela, Miguel » Site description: Chilean concert saxphonist. Biography, photos, and links.
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» Site title: Vincent Black Shadows, The » Site description: Rock and blues band from Los Lunas, New Mexico. Biography, show information, pictures, and link for sound files.
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» Site title: Vincent, Sonny » Site description: Punk singer. MP3s, biography, discography, press clips, gallery, stories, and writings.
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» Site title: Vine of Souls » Site description: Southern California rock band. Lyrics, news and merchandise. Requires Flash and Winamp Media Player.
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» Site title: Vinyl Altoids » Site description: A Minnesota based alternative band. Site contains band information and merchandise.
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» Site title: Vinyl Baby » Site description: Topping the charts with its original brand of modern pop/rock music. Visit their site to hear the latest releases.
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» Site title: Vio-lence » Site description: Thrash metal band from the late 80's. Pictures, discography, interviews, and personal stories. [May not work in all browsers.]
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» Site title: Violent Mood Swing » Site description: A band described as Aggro-Melodic Metal. Band information, gig dates, and merchandise.
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» Site title: Virtual Streetband, The » Site description: Flash movies with their own music; they also take requests.
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» Site title: Virus X » Site description: A hard industrial band from Adelaide. Bio, MP3s, photos, and links.
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» Site title: Visceglia, Mike » Site description: Includes a biography, discography, interviews, FAQs and a monthly column by Mike. Also, resources for bass players, musicians, producers and fans of the artists Mike has worked with over the years.
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» Site title: Visible Men, The » Site description: Pop duo from Oregon. Features MP3 downloads, show dates, photos and contact details
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» Site title: Vision » Site description: Official home page; tour schedule, photos, discography, and biographies.
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» Site title: Vital » Site description: Modern metal with a West Virginia flavor. Features MP3 files, pictures, and band history.
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» Site title: Vitamin Z » Site description: Official site. Features photos, lyrics, discography and news on what members are currently doing.
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» Site title: Viv » Site description: Official site for the San Francisco-based alternative rock band with member biographies, album information, and show dates.
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» Site title: Vivabeat » Site description: Los Angeles, 80's style, new wave band. Lyrics, band story, song clips and video clip. [Requires Flash]
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» Site title: Vizer, Honey » Site description: Independent singer/instrumentalist from Oregon. Biography, MP3s, recordings and links.
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» Site title: Vladeck, Andrew » Site description: Artist from New York City, New York. Biography, pictures, news, reviews, and show dates.
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» Site title: Vocal Line » Site description: A modern a cappella choir boasting 33 singers and a conductor, Jens Johansen.
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» Site title: Voice of the Beehive » Site description: Official site includes pictures, biography, discography, personal stories, and links.
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» Site title: Voices of Africa, The » Site description: All female African American a cappella and traditional West African percussion ensemble.
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» Site title: Void » Site description: Biography, news, lyrics, midi, and links.
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» Site title: Voivod » Site description: Song lyrics, indexed by album and alphabetically.
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» Site title: Volare and the Vendettas » Site description: Blend of swing, rhythm and blues and kitsch with a heavy jazz twist.
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» Site title: Volpe, Chris » Site description: New York City singer/songwriter. Biography, discography, MP3s and photos.
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» Site title: Volpe, Lou » Site description: New York guitarist. Profile, discography, audio clips, guestbook, and gig dates.
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» Site title: von Goisern, Hubert » Site description: English site about the Austrian musician; includes biography, discography, and lyrics (including English translations).
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» Site title: von Sneidern, Chris » Site description: San Francisco singer/songwriter; information on CDs, shows and history.
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» Site title: Voo Voo » Site description: A Polish world folk rock band. Site has band information and pictures.
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» Site title: Voodoo Armpit » Site description: Welsh rock band. Official site includes bios, sound files, gig dates, and merchandise.
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» Site title: VooDoo Chili » Site description: New Hampshire band playing several styles of music. Biographies, pictures and event schedule.
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» Site title: Voodoo Church » Site description: Death rock band. MP3s and profile.
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» Site title: Voodoo Machine » Site description: Official site for the Louisville, Kentucky band includes pictures and show dates.
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» Site title: Voodoo Moose » Site description: Includes upcoming shows, news, pictures, and CD information.
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» Site title: Voodoo Rising » Site description: High energy rock band. Links and pictures.
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» Site title: Vortex » Site description: Heavy metal band from Nebraska. Personal history, lyrics, MP3s, the band history, photos, links, and press clippings.
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» Site title: Vortis » Site description: Chicago-area rock band. Includes member profiles, pictures, show dates and reviews.
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» Site title: Votel, Andy » Site description: Review of the debut album 'Styles Of The Unexpected' by the Twisted Nerve Records founder.
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» Site title: Voudouris, Paul » Site description: Official website for the longtime collaborator of Chris Spheeris. Site offers MP3 downloads, biography, and discography.
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» Site title: Vougas, Stratos » Site description: Website of jazz saxophonist Vougas includes biographical information, discography, pictures, transcriptions, and sound clips.
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» Site title: Vox Bop » Site description: A cappella quartet with MP3 samples, online CD sales and engagement schedule.
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» Site title: Vox, Vykki » Site description: Interview with the indie artist from The Celebrity Cafe.
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» Site title: Vox, Vykki » Site description: Singer and songwriter from Boston, Massachusetts. Biographies, audio and video clips, pictures and event calendar.
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» Site title: Voxinst » Site description: Tampa, Florida band. Profile, show dates, MP3s, news, photos, and links.
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» Site title: VSP -Orkestra » Site description: A mini big band featuring eleven to thirteen musicians playing odd instruments, together creating a unique jazzy sound. Discography and contact information.
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» Site title: v-T-z » Site description: A producer, composer and recording artist combining electronic music and flamenco or other elements. With background, MP3 clips, and release purchasing information.
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» Site title: Vukovich, Jim » Site description: Pianist and conductor. Biography, photos, reviews, news, and links.
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» Site title: Vysion » Site description: Chicago based band. Member biographies.
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» Site title: VyVyan » Site description: An irreverent look at the British based girl band.
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Do You Know?
Wikipedia say: Topsites are sites with a ranked listing of different websites, generally related by an overall subject. In many cases a topsite is a directory of related web sites which ranks the listed sites by popularity. Topsite rankings are user generated, usually through voting by visitors (clicks in to the topsite) from member sites or by counting pageviews. Most topsites have an anti-cheat protection system and some display traffic statistics, user ratings, and reviews. Topsites often list a top 50 or top 100 most popular sites with a similar topic. They can be a significant source of free targeted traffic for member sites if that topsite becomes popular. After several early search engines failed, some people thought topsites might replace them.
Randomize humor
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".
So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.
The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.
So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.
The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny