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Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier. After being turned down for every job he filed for, he accepts this low paying job.

One day, a woman comes to the stand, "Hey, sonny, how much do those cigaretts cost?"

"I dont know", replies the stupid cashier.

The woman leaves unsatisfied.

THe boss, having seen this goes up to him and screams "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW, THEY COST 10 CENTS, GOD!!!!!!"

"10 cents? I will have to remember that" said the cashier.

The next day, another woman comes "hey sonny, how much do those cigaretts cost?"

"10 cents ma''am"

"Really?, are they fresh?"

"I dont know"

So the woman leaves.

The boss, having spied this screams "WELL OFCOURSE THEY ARE FRESH YOU NINCOMPOOP, WHAT DO YOU THINK? THEY ARE SOUR OR SOMETHING?"

So the cashier memorizes "Yes, very fresh"

The next day, another woman comes and says "Hey sonny, now much do those cigaretts cost?"

"10 cents" He replies.

"Are they fresh?"

"Very fresh"

"Should I buy them?"

"I dont know"

So the woman leaves.

The boss having seen this goes to scream at him again "YOU MORON, WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT, YOU HAVE TO SAY ''If you dont, somebody else will'' OK?"

"ok, gotcha boss"

So the next day, the little shop gets robbed by a guy with a gun.
He goes up to the cash register and screams "HEY, how much money is in that cash register?" "10 cents sir"

"WHAT? ARE YOU BEING FRESH TO ME?"

"Yes, very fresh sir"

"SHOULD I SHOOT YOU?"

"If you dont, somebody else will"

Humor of the day

December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny