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» Site title: The Art of Poster
» Site description: Collection of Polish posters 1900-2000.
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» Site title: The Drew Movie Poster Page
» Site description: Extensive image gallery, list of work, and information on the artist, Drew Struzan.
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» Site title: Fan Made Posters
» Site description: Showcases unofficial concept and existing posters for motion pictures.
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» Site title: Gallery of Surf Classics
» Site description: Gallery of classic surf movie posters and lobby cards from 60's.
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» Site title: Horror Poster Hell
» Site description: Horror movie posters, lobby cards and stills for viewing or download.
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» Site title: Learn About Movie Posters
» Site description: Reference site about movie posters and related collectibles featuring quizzes, and general information.
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» Site title: Movie Poster Art Gallery
» Site description: Original and vintage film posters and lobby cards. Includes images and brief film synopses.
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» Site title: Movieartz
» Site description: Features a collection of posters and wallpapers for a number of films.
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» Site title: Poster Patch
» Site description: Linen backing and restoration for movie posters. Prices, examples of finished work, and links.
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» Site title: Precision Restoration
» Site description: Provides restoration, preservation, reconstruction and repair services for movie posters.
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» Site title: Separate Cinema
» Site description: Art and history of African Americans in film. Information about poster archive, traveling poster exhibit and lecture series as well as licensing information.
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» Site title: Studio C Restoration
» Site description: Specializing in restoration of all types of movie paper and other art and collectibles including: vintage movie posters, animation cels, art, collectibles and historic documents.
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» Site title: War Movie Poster Reserve
» Site description: A gallery of movie poster images relating to War films from the 1940's to the present.
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Q. How do you Scare a Man?
A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars that they have no intention of driving.
Q. What do you do with a man who thinks he''s God''s gift to women?
A. Exchange him.
Q. What''s a man''s idea of a perfect date?
A. A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. What''s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. How do you get a man to exercise?
A. Tie the TV remote control to his shoelaces.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don''t know. It''s never happened.
Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because, even back then men wouldn''t stop to ask for directions.
Q. What is a man''s idea of safe sex?
A. A padded headboard.
Q. Men are like vacations....
A. they never seem to be long enough.
Q. Men are like computers....
A. hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Q. Men are like coolers....
A. load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Q. Men are like horoscopes....
A. they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Q. Men are like plungers....
A. they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Q. Men are like laxatives....
A. they irritate the shit out of you.
Q. Men are like parking spots....
A. the good ones are already taken and what''s left is handicapped.
Q. How does a man show he''s planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q. Why are men like lawnmowers?
A. They''re hard to get started, emit foul odors and don''t work half the time.
Q. Why are men like tile floors?
A. If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for 20 years.
Q. Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Q. What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
A. "How come?"
Q. What''s the definition of a teenager?
A. God''s punishment for enjoying sex.
Q. Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
A. They''ll never see you coming.
Q. What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
A. S&M&M.
Q. What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
A. Both capture the moment.
Q. Define Transvestite:
A. A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q. What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A. A scrotum pole!
Q. What''s the ultimate in rejection?
A. When you''re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q. Why don''t debutantes go to orgies?
A. There''d be too many thank you notes to write.
Q. What is every Amish woman''s private fantasy?
A. Two Mennonite!
Q. Why is sex like a game of bridge?
A. If you have a good hand, you don''t need a partner.
Q. Can you say three two letter words that denote small?
A. Is it in?
Q. What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A. A bingo machine.
Q. What''s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A. One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One ... Men will screw anything.
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny