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» Site title: African Children's Literature » Site description: Features an introduction to African children's literature, authors, bibliography, and links.
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» Site title: Bear in The Moon » Site description: A children's reading website with poems, stories, songs and colorful illustrations.
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» Site title: Booklist » Site description: Lists of our favorite children/teen books listed by genre and by picture books and chapter books.
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» Site title: Booktrusted: The Children's Laureate » Site description: The official web site of the Children's Laureate, an honorary position in the UK that "recognizes and highlights the importance of exceptional children's authors in creating the readers of tomorrow."
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» Site title: Children's Book Council of Australia » Site description: Offers support to authors and illustrators, annual awards, and events. Includes calendar of events, tips on getting published, and a quarterly journal.
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» Site title: Children's Books Central » Site description: Collection of organized, annotated links to children's literature resources available on the web and by e-mail.
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» Site title: Children's Literature Connection » Site description: Encourages networking and collaboration among writers, illustrators, teachers, librarians, booksellers, publishers, and parents in upstate New York and Western New England. News, calendar of events, and membership information.
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» Site title: Children's Literature Network » Site description: Organization of those in Iowa, Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota, Upper Michigan, and Wisconsin who have a professional interest in children's books, reading, and publishing. Includes a directory of authors and illustrators, upcoming events, reading lists, volunteer opportunities, membership information, and a members' area.
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» Site title: DLTK's Children's Book Breaks » Site description: Free printable instructions and templates for crafts, coloring pages, and other activities to accompany favorite children's books.
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» Site title: Fables and Fairy Tales » Site description: A classic collection of fairy tales,fables, and poems from 1909.
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» Site title: Fairrosa Cyber Library » Site description: Offers a wide range of information on children's literature
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» Site title: The Foundation for Children's Books » Site description: Works to help teachers, librarians, and parents select and use quality children's literature. Calendar of events, information about programs, newsletter, and award information. Boston, Massachusetts.
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» Site title: The Newbery Library » Site description: Interactive site created by school children lists Newbery books, provides summaries and quizzes, and offers short biographies of some authors.
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» Site title: Nursery Rhymes of England » Site description: Compilations of nursery rhymes published in 1846, with some examples of even earlier collections.
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» Site title: Surfing the Net with Kids: Banned Books Week » Site description: The best sites for kids and teens in celebration of Banned Books Week, rated and reviewed by San Diego Union-Tribune columnist, Barbara J. Feldman. From 1998.
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» Site title: TeacherVision.com: Literature » Site description: Provides enrichment activities and Internet links related to popular children's books.
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» Site title: The Word Pool » Site description: This UK children's book site provides book reviews, author profiles, ideas for reluctant readers and information for children's writers.
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Randomize humor
''Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we''d built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I''m speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn''t sound right.
Whoa S**thead, whoa A**hole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I''ll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don''t hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, ''cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jockeys, to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I''ll just stay awhile"
He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa''s next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several more things I shouldn''t even mention.
A f**k ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain''t for kids, Mrs. Santa will s**t,
Do I''ll leave ''em here, and then I''ll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch,
Saying, "Take me home, Rudolf. This night''s been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about pussy is you can''t wear it out!!"
Humor of the day
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag