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Bill''s Song
This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the
movie "The Sound of Music"
The Bill Clinton version:
My Favorite Things
Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,
Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,
Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie spring,
These are a few of my favorite things
Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers,
Horny young interns who while ''way the hours,
Profits from futures that Hillary brings,
These are a few of my favorite things
When that Jones bites,
When Ken Starr stings,
When I''m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don''t feel so bad
Beating the draft board and getting elected,
Naming to judgeships some hacks I''ve selected,
Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing,
These are a few of my favorite things
Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,
Falling down drunk that required knee surgery
Stars in the White House who come here to sing,
These are a few of my favorite things
Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony,
States of the Union with lots of baloney,
Winning debates and the joy of my flings,
These are a few of my favorite things
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag