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This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin'' checking account."
To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin'' checking account right now."
"Sir, I''m sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.
They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There''s no damn problem," the man says, "I just won $50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin'' checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir. . .," the manager said, ". . .and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in.
"What are you doing, the kid asked".
Well, you wanted a brother, so we''re making you one.
The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker''s tailpipe.
"Son...what the hell are you doing!!!"
And the son replied - "Mom said she wanted an new car, so I''m making her one!"