Top Sites List , Arts , Art_History , Artists , Z | ODP | 06.01.2009
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| » Site title: Zalce, Alfredo » Site description: Zalce's art has been exhibited throughout the world in his 92 years, and is part of the permanent collection of many worldwide museums including the Vatican. He is a versitile as a muralist, sculptor, and painter. |
| » Site title: Zorach, William and Marguerite » Site description: Biographies and collection of images and resources of American painter and sculptor. |
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Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled.
He said, "I brought these!"
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box.. I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in.
"What are you doing, the kid asked".
Well, you wanted a brother, so we''re making you one.
The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker''s tailpipe.
"Son...what the hell are you doing!!!"
And the son replied - "Mom said she wanted an new car, so I''m making her one!"